Sunday, April 5, 2009

什么样的男人可以放心嫁

好脾气但不能太好:找个好脾气的 男人是女人的福分,可是,如果他脾气好得过了分,似乎也不是什么好事。从未见他对什么事不满和斥责,在公司任劳任怨,可同龄的同事都比他混得有出息,几年 如一日,他却不恼不急,出门受了气总是忍字当头。一点脾气没有就是缺乏进取心,跟“忍者龟”生活一辈子,日子过得会很窝囊。

有钱但不能太有钱:女人选老公,经济实力是备受关注的一项,然而“男人有钱就变坏”似乎也是真理,所以男人要有钱,但又不能富得流油,不能有太多閒钱去花在其他女人身上。

有事业心但不是工作狂:有事业心的男人有理想有志气,生活还有保障,嫁给这样的男人会很有踏实感。但是如果事业心太重就不好了,每天都有忙不完的工作和应酬,除了睡觉,很少在家看到他。而且,事业心太重的男人身体一般不会很好,和这样的男人一起,还得时刻担心他的健康。

帅但不能太帅:太帅的男人不能嫁,如果找个非常帅的男人做老公,日子可能就会过不安稳了。嫁给帅哥的女人潜意识里总会担心帅哥跑了,或者別人来勾引,惶惶不可终日。

浪漫但不能太浪漫:如果嫁个浪漫的男人,也许会生活得很快乐,但太浪漫的男人,或许只会种情爱 不会种稻子,整天对爱人说诗歌般的甜言蜜语,说爱对方胜过爱自己的生命,可是,当说起房子,说起以后的柴米油盐,他却没了主意。这种诗意有加而粮草不足, 风雅而穷酸的男人,中爱不中嫁。

Sunday, March 22, 2009

女人必甩的男人

暴力男:脾气暴躁,跟他相处如同身处炸药库,火星一溅时刻有被炸飞的危险。他会当著眾人呵斥你、给你难堪,更可怕的是他还有可能动手打你。

吝嗇男:打著节俭旗号来剋扣你,吃饭和你玩AA制,买菜起码要货比十家以上。还冠冕堂皇:“干吗买这种杂牌衣服?以后我们去巴黎买香奈尔!”

懦弱男:胆小怕事,遇到危险总等著你替他出头。而且没主见,所有的决定都等著你来做,你说东他决不敢往西。跟这样的男人在一起,除了累,就是窝囊,没劲。

醋缸男:醋劲和醋味皆可媲美山西陈醋。首先他会管住你的眼睛不准看除他之外的任何异性;其次他把你管起来不准別人看你,更別说和异性接触。

邋遢男:俗话说没有味道的男人不是真正的男人,不过“男人味”过于浓烈,你总不能在接吻的时候还戴口罩吧?

忧鬱男:总是生活在愁云惨雾中的忧鬱男虽不可恨,但很討厌,哪怕你有天大的喜事,他那副忧鬱模样也会让你怎么也高兴不起来。

碎嘴男:女人嚼舌头还透著点生活气息,男人嚼舌头总让人浑身不舒服。让你感觉怎么老有只大黄蜂在你耳边嗡嗡嗡……一个字:烦!

孔雀男:分分钟不忘夸耀自己,好像全世界他最渊博、最能干、最多金、最英勇、最性感……其实他最可笑。

黏腻男:既黏且腻,翘兰花指,对你爱爱爱不完,坐在马桶上也含情脉脉地看著你,朝著你甜甜地微笑……苍天啊!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

世界上最遥远的距离.......

世界上最遥远的距离, 不是 生与死

而是 我就站在你面前 你却不知道我爱你

世界上最遥远的距离, 不是 我就站在你面前 你却不知道我爱你

而是 明明知道彼此相爱 却不能在一起

世界上最遥远的距离, 不是 明明知道彼此相爱 却不能在一起

而是 明明无法抵挡这股想念 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里

世界上最遥远的距离, 不是 明明无法抵挡这股想念 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里

而是 用自己冷漠的心 对爱你的人 掘了一条无法跨越的沟渠

诚实对待你自己和你爱的人......
不要做出令你和他都后悔的事......

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Finally

This day finally arrived. i pass my exam. during the exam..i keep on counting which question i dun know, which question will make me lost mark. how many question i cant really answer...everything is so scare. but, after the exam, the result is so great and wonderful for me. 792/900. this is such a incredible marks for myself. Thanks for whoever support me. i know i have to put more effort.i will try it harder.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Employment Pass

Today, i receive an email from the company. they told me that they already receive my pass. I am so happy with that. also tell me that i can start work on this coming monday. everything come so good. i really appreciate it. i was so excited and want to share all my happiness to you guys. thanks for everyone who worry about me. i will give my best and effort on my job.

Tomolo is my 220-602 Exam. i also wish that i can pass for it. hope, everything will go smooth. i know that i can do it.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

翻译

Monday March 2, 2009

Shocked by moral decay of our teenagers


I WRITE to share a most appalling experience. Last week, I was dressed in denim and nothing provocative, to attend a function at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre.

I was headed towards the escalator where I walked past a group of about five teenagers. One brushed his hand against my arm while his mate touched my thigh. They can be charged for outraging my modesty!

What a nerve! I was shocked beyond words. Some foreigners who witnessed their actions felt sorry for me.

If this can happen in a public area, I dare not imagine what could happen elsewhere.

What has become of our children? Don’t they have any moral values at all?

We are distracted by excessive politicking and controversies associated with race and sex and are overlooking the moral decay of our children.

What we are experiencing is only the tip of the iceberg. Steps should be taken immediately to stop it in its tracks.

In conjunction with International Women’s Day on March 8, let us strive to eradicate discrimination, indecent behaviour and violence against women and girls.

ELAINE CHEW,

Petaling Jaya.


Translate

青少年
我写共享一个最可怕的经验。上星期,我穿着牛仔,没有挑衅,出席一个函数在吉隆坡会议中心举行。


我走向电梯,我走过去一组约五青少年。一刷他的手对我的胳膊,而他的队友感动我的大腿上。他们可以收取了激烈我谦虚!


什么神经!我感到震惊无法用言语。有些外国人谁看到他们的行动感到遗憾,我。
如果这可以发生在一个公共场所,我不敢想象会发生在其他地方。


这已成为我们的孩子吗?不要有任何的道德观念吗?


我们分散了过多的政治和争议与种族和性别,并俯瞰道德败坏我们的孩子。
我们正在经历仅仅是冰山的一角。应采取措施立即停止在其轨道。


在节能交界国际妇女节3月8日,让我们努力消除歧视,猥亵行为和暴力侵害妇女和女孩。
帼周,
八打灵再也。


This is someone translate. There is some errors. anyway, is quite funny.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

距离

距离 。。
过了那麽久 。。距离那么远 。。
你我 ,变了两个世界的人 。。
以往的一切 。。随着时间 。。慢慢的被遗忘 。。
被压锁在心里最深的地方 。。
不容许 。。 任何人 。。在去提起 。

luckily, we manage to settle.